Doggo Owners Unite On Wondering What It Would Be Like To Exchange Texts With Their Dogs

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kalila courban
Jan 3, 2023 2:00 PM EST

Hey friends! How many of you doggo owners out there wonder what it would be like to exchange text messages with your canine pal? We sure as heck wish we could text or doggos. Though, this might be a double edged sword. If our doggos were to be able to send us text messages, they would probably just text us asking for snacks, treats, attention, and whatever else their little doggo hearts desire at the same moment. 

Fortunately for us, a Reddit discussion on just this topic emerged from the interwebs. We were certainly amused while reading through the comments that were made in response to the initial question- "Anyone else find themselves wanting to text their dog throughout the day? Sometimes I just miss him and want to chat." We feel you, 100%. Though, not everyone was quite as enthusiastic about this idea. One user said "Meh, my clumsy Doberman has big ol Playdough paws that wouldn't return any coherent answer. My husky would just leave me on read." Well, not every doggo is super articulate. That's okay, we love 'em anyway. 

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    Font - r/dogs. Posted by u/th1s1smypassword 4 days ago Anyone else find themselves wanting to text their dog throughout the day? [Discussion] Sometimes I just miss him and want to chat.
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    Font - IncompletePenetrance 4 days ago Kryptonite the Dane That would be great. I accidentally found myself telling my dog "I'm headed to the store, text me if you need anything" the other day and realized how ridiculous it was
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    Font - Whoopingslayer407 4 days ago Anywhere me and my boyfriend go we do my dogs "voice" and pretend like he's with us everywhere reacting to everything
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    Human body - sundryTHIS 4 days ago Imao, non-stop "when are you coming home?", "are you bringing food?", "bring food" texts.
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    Font - Onlyhere_4dogs 4 days ago . name: breed "hello it's me dog, please get bacon or bacon snacks, new chew toy if they have thx!"
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    Font - The DickDuchess. 4 days ago Texts I would send my dog throughout the day: Miss you, stinky! You better NOT be eating your own poop! Stop begging grandpa for food! Stay out of the kitchen!
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    Font - friendlynbhdwitch. 3 days ago My pit would text "I'm lonely every time I leave the room. My basset mix would text "are you going to the kitchen? Get me something too" every time I leave the room.
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    Font - assplower 4 days ago Meh, my clumsy Doberman has big ol Playdough paws that wouldn't return any coherent answer. My husky would just leave me on read.
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    Font - divorcedbp. 4 days ago I would not want to give my dog my phone number, it would be nothing but a steady stream of double and triple messages from her. "THERE IS SOMEONE WHO JUST WALKED BY THE DOOR OUTSIDE" "A CAR JUST DROVE BY" "THE NEIGHBOR CAT IS LOOKING AT ME AGAIN" "SOME DOG JUST BROKE IN AND POOPED IN YOUR SHOE, I RAN HIM OFF THOUGH ITS OKAY"
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    Human body - OCblondie714. 4 days ago I text Ladybug all the time! Her number is my number so when I send a text, it copies back to me.
    via OCblondie714.

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